Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Reality Kill Your Fun?

If Reality were a person they would be the bitter, cynical, twisted one who sat at the back of the class reminding everyone that magic can't happen. Reality's a bitch.

Today Reality came and hit me with a with a thirty-four item long to-do list. I dislike Reality, generally.

But sometimes, occasionally, Reality can be a pretty sweet thing. You may, perhaps, realise that you're really, very good at your job and that people appreciate what you're doing. You also may come home to a quiet, empty house, find that someone's left you dinner pre-cooked in the fridge, pick fresh salad leaves from your garden, put on your new favourite album and dance like a member of the Bee Gee's. Perhaps Hamish Blake will happen to be on TV tonight, and you'll realise you've had a crush on him for the past five years, making him possibly your longest romantic relationship (because we all know a relationship can be one-sided). And possibly you'll find a half-full bottle of free, expensive wine in the fridge which noone has claimed for their own, clamouring for you to drink up.

Or, if you're me, you'll encounter all these joys at once. And you'll also buy an amazing new and beautiful film for a fantastically bargain price on your break from work and somehow you'll realise that in the end, Reality isn't such a bad place to be sometimes.

Maybe, if Reality were a person, they'd actually be the shy little kid who sits in the middle of the classroom, next to the window, who doesn't speak up much but wishes the others would notice them a little more, because they think they had something pretty unique for show and tell.

Yeah. Wine makes for soppy blog posts.


Ps. I've completely lost my 34 item to-do list. I have no idea where it is, but taking it as a sign to stop work and enjoy the here and now. I like my Reality.


  1. I'm pretty sure reality is a bitch. Its the wine talking.

    (Or at least my reality is a bitch. Could we arrange a swapsies?)

  2. Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
    Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
    1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

    Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust. They used this Situation to bury Japanese atrocities.
    It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
    What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

    The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
    It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
    How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
    The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
    I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
    In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
    Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of planet's history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
    Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
    If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.
    Which one is it?:
    One transitions into the other, allowing the gods to wash their hands of obligation to their Chosen One. My personal "consolation prize".
    And since the gods never committed despite tens of billions in mass media, product development and natural disasters/tragedy they will employ the freedom they positioned into the Situation and CHEAT me out of everything.
    Damn the hundred trillion year-old gods and their "gangster capitalism" positioning to hell:::The Matrix.